He pees in the shower.
She farts in bed.
He forgets to put the seat down.
She doesn’t shower for three days straight.
He tries to pick his girlfriend’s nose.
She pops her boyfriend’s zits for fun.
All the mundane, routine, annoying shit of daily life, the embarrassing things, the things we only let a few people see, the things we won’t admit to in polite public, the ones that annoy our loved ones.
They seem disgusting, odd, unhygienic. They’re what make us interesting.
A Toast: To Bad Habits.