You drive in the left lane… at 5 under the speed limit.
You turn into the Starbucks drive through slower than an old lady with a walker… careful, don’t want to roll that powerful, torque-filled machine.
You stop unexpectedly…. For the worlds largest vegan tofu dog.
It’s not that you irritate me when you pull out of the Trader Joe’s parking lot right in front of me, or when you try moving all of your belongings from one studio apartment to the next in one trip; it’s much, much deeper than that. It’s because your entire car could fit in the bed of my pick-up truck and that is not ok. It’s not a car, it’s a child’s play thing. You bought it for the fuel efficiency, which you say will help the environment. Never mind the fact that construction of the battery
emits three times the carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than the manufacturing of an entire combustion engine vehicle.
I hope your accelerator gets stuck to the floor.
A Roast: To the Toyota Prius